back seat windows.
today i take a stand against the saftey child lock windows in the back seat of cars. great honk, i’m a big girl, i want to roll my window down all the way. especially when i am puking out of it going down the freeway. since i can not properly stick my head out due to the fact it’s only half way down, i am forced to vomit all over my own hair, jacket, and down the outside of the car, at a speeding velocity. had i had the opportunity to roll the fucker down all the way, i could have more easily controlled the angle and arc as to which my stomach rot flew, and not have to go scrape pizza off of my friends car. or out of my hair. i’m just sayin’.
